1. Do you enjoy speaking almost exclusively in discipline-specific jargon?
a. Yes. It is required for intelligibility in the dominant discourse.
2. Are you more interested in speaking/lecturing/pontificating than listening to others?
a. Of course
d. I only listen to others so that I can demonstrate how wrong they are (and how right I am).
3. Are you a boy?
c. Irrelevant. Philosophy boys don’t have a gender, or a body. They are minds.
d. A and C
Do you like bullshit?
d. Of course not. My statements are grounded in objective Truth.
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